Happenings this Week A few nights ago, while tinkering with my new imaging setup, a file mysteriously appeared on my laptop. No email. No download. Just… there on my desktop. “Origin: Vega quadrant.” In defiance of every IT warning ever—phishing, smishing—I opened it. Because: aliens. It said this: Grenthul vark’tess? M’karu lun’th’vex droglip! Nuur-raak v’toll omeena