Ding! That’s the sound of a text message from Qantas. Excellent. You’re sending me this 24 hours before my flight, so this is probably good news, telling me that my upgrade has been granted by the Upgrade Gods. I stop work for a minute to open the text and - oh. It’s a text from Qantas, yes, but it’s telling me that the BNE-LAX flight tomorrow is cancelled. I’ll be automatically re-booked onto an alternative. And I am - the BNE-LAX flight a day later, which isn’t really very good ...