The author of this soliloquy and the soliloquy itself are, of course, fictional.1 Nevertheless, the author exists in all of us. His experiences are inspired by our experiences. As the title may suggest, he is an agnostic believer and it is from his rambling, hastily educated, and—above all else—passionate perspective that this address is presented. I ask you, hear him out. He is one representative of man that is still living out life. And so, I implore you, imagine you're at lunch or dinn...