Introduction # Let’s address the elephant in the room: you’re probably here because you want to activate Windows or Microsoft Office without paying Microsoft. That’s bad, but who am I to cast the first stone. Maybe you’re a student on a tight budget, a filthy cracker who just wants to “crack Windows, get the job done, and move on” without any philosophical debate about software freedom, or perhaps you’re just tired of subscription models eating into your wallet every month. Well...