Twenty-four years ago today, on September 11, 2001, here's what allegedly happened. At least, here is the official, government-approved fairy tale: ==================== On 9/11/2001, nineteen devout Muslim fundamentalists—who somehow also enjoyed cocaine and pink-haired strippers—armed with box cutters, outsmarted the entire US military and intelligence apparatus. They hijacked four planes and flew them wildly off course for over an hour without a single fighter jet bothering to intercep...