As of this writing, Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air. Thank the holy Jesus. America’s constitutional crisis is finally over. Oh say can you see. Let freedom ring. Hallelujah. Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-koo-sa. Magnifico (oh oh oh oh). Sorry, I got a little caught up in a fever dream there. Yes, Disney has released a statement saying that they are going to put “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” back on ABC after the show was yanked for being too mean to President Tough Guy. (The given reason was that K...
