From Comedy Central Stand-Up: > Now there are just certain people I have no time for like if you're sexist or homophobic, or if you don't believe in conspiracy theories. > How don't you believe in any conspiracy theories? > I understand not all of them. > Not most of them. > But you don't believe in any conspiracy theory? > You think the government is just batting 1000 and telling us the whole truth? > That's a strong stance to take. \- Ron Funches