“Have you been a bad girl?” Well, I just filed my taxes early and had mac and cheese for dinner so… probably not? But I can’t say that out loud. What do I say? Should I tell her about the time I shoplifted Lip Venom from Sephora? That was pretty bad. But not like, sexy bad. What’s sexy bad? Should I smoke a cigarette? I don’t have cigarettes. Maybe I should just flip her off. Too far… *Record scratch* Sound familiar? For your sake, I hope it doesn’t, but if you’re an anxious...
