Aziz Ansari’s last words before execution: “Oh well.” The Parks and Recreation and Master of None actor shares his least favorite things The saying goes, “Jack of all trades, master of none,” but Aziz Ansari is the exception to the rule—though he insists he’s not. The stand-up comedian traded the stage for the screen when he took on the role of the underachieving city official Tom Haverford in the Amy Poehler–led sitcom Parks and Recreation. (“Sometimes you have to work a li...
