Hands up! Nicolas Sarkozy’s downfall ultimately stemmed from charges of a criminal conspiracy connected to a Libyan attempt to illegally finance his election campaign. The grandest fails—and greatest hits!—of France’s first incarcerated former president, who moved into La Santé Prison just last week By Alexandra Marshall It should have been us, guys. We got federal indictments and New York State convictions. But, no, it’s Nicolas Sarkozy and not Donald Trump who woke up on the morn...