Note to readers: this is an April Fools post, intended to satirize bad arguments made against Rust. I have mixed feelings about it now, as I think people who understood the context appreciated the humor, but some people were confused. That’s partly because it’s written in a very persuasive style, and I mixed in some good points. For a good discussion of C++ safety in particular, see JF Bastien’s talk Safety and Security: The Future of C++.
