In the chilling corridors of Scrooge & Marley Software Solutions, Ebenezer Scrooge sat hunched over his laptop, hands clutching his hair, overwhelmed by failed deployments of his containers. Suddenly, a ghostly figure materialized before him – the Ghost of Configurations Past. It pointed at the stack of old, unwieldy JSON and YAML files in Scrooge's applications. "Behold, Ebenezer," moaned the specter, "the complexity and confusion of your past configurations. Remember the days of endless n...