So I am racing and blazing and burning the candle at both ends and if fate shears kindly I'll have this done by midnight and if fate shears too kindly I'll have this done by 11 and you'll be like, "Walfalcon what was that intro about it's not even that late," and the truth will be revealed, the truth that sometimes I write these intros before I even figure out a vague idea of what the rest of the post will be.