I once read a book about a high school where an alumnus was obsessed with fried zucchini and the students hated fried zucchini, but the alumnus was a really nice guy and no one wanted to offend him so everyone buried the zucchini under the football bleachers, but then hamsters started eating the zucchini, which made them breed rapidly, which made the alumnus provide even more fried zucchini, which made the problem worse, until it reached the point where hundreds of hamsters flooded the footba...
