Note: this is an updated version of the most popular Pasta Man post of all time. Oysters are special occasion food. You can’t have them any old day. They’re bought and sold in the shell. Alive. And they’re so expensive. A dollar a bite, at least. And if you don’t live on a coast, just forget it completely. There is no way you are having oysters cheaply and deliciously on a weeknight. Everything you know is a lie. Smoked oysters are pretty cheap (three dollars for a can o...
