“Mel Gibson needs to continue making films about barbarian peoples and produce an epic about the Aryan destruction of bronze age civilizations. I want to see huge blond beasts speaking proto- and doric greek razing palace cities and piling into boats in search of glory.” I’m going to double down on the Bronze Age conquest flick. Troy was far too secular and Alexander felt a bit like a history channel bio-pic at times (plus motherfucking Angelina Jolie was in it). Vikings and Last Kingdo...
