By Thomas Robertson Image courtesy of Blue Origin. For years now, Vladimir Putin has been launching attack after attack into Ukraine in hopes of claiming the land for Mother Russia in a quasi-imperial land grab. Thousands have died, many more injured. Civilians have been forced to flee war-zones, children have... The post Putin Pledges to End War in Ukraine After Watching Katy Perry Stare at a Flower in Space appeared first on The Slant.| The Slant
Image Source: https://www.disneyclips.com/images/eeyore.html We’ve all been there. You’re sitting in your bed reminiscing on childhood memories, when all of a sudden you are reminded of “Winnie the Pooh”. But instead of having happy memories of these cuddly animals, you are struck with a slightly disturbing thought: I kind of want... The post So You Want to Have Sex with Eeyore? You Aren’t Alone. appeared first on The Slant.| The Slant
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By: Audrey Lingan There’s a coupling phenomenon that occurs on Vandy campus that continues to baffle academics: women taking shit from objectively mid-men. This occurrence defies existing theories of dating. Here, The Slant attempts to characterize the contributing factors that led to this chilling reality and explain the mechanism through... The post The Mid-Man Phenomenon appeared first on The Slant.| The Slant
By Ethan “6’3 Champion of Women’s Rights” Blevins Listen, I love women. In fact, I think I love them more than they love themselves. I read feminist literature, attend womens’ rallies and correct other men when they talk over women. Unless, of course, a little extra context is required, purely... The post DEAR PERIODS: STOP IT! appeared first on The Slant.| The Slant
The Slant is Vanderbilt's funniest, snarkiest newspaper...since 1886.| The Slant
The Slant is Vanderbilt's funniest, snarkiest newspaper...since 1886.| The Slant
The Slant is Vanderbilt's funniest, snarkiest newspaper...since 1886.| The Slant
By Audrey Lingan So, you decided to start running. Congratulations on going the extra mile to take care of your health! Whether you broke up with your partner, failed an exam, or your friend group blew up in flames, either way, we at The Slant admire whatever traumatic life event... The post The Slant’s Guide to Running appeared first on The Slant.| The Slant
The Slant is Vanderbilt's funniest, snarkiest newspaper...since 1886.| The Slant