For centuries, human society has refined the concept of dignity in death. We have debated which execution methods are too cruel, too inhumane, or too barbaric to be deemed acceptable. Nations have outlawed gruesome practices, citing ethics, morality, and the fundamental belief that even the most condemned deserve some respect.... The post Giving a Rat’s Ass: Bringing Humane Practices to Laboratory Rodent Executions appeared first on The Slant.| The Slant
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By Thomas Robertson Image courtesy of Blue Origin. For years now, Vladimir Putin has been launching attack after attack into Ukraine in hopes of claiming the land for Mother Russia in a quasi-imperial land grab. Thousands have died, many more injured. Civilians have been forced to flee war-zones, children have... The post Putin Pledges to End War in Ukraine After Watching Katy Perry Stare at a Flower in Space appeared first on The Slant.| The Slant
Image Source: https://www.disneyclips.com/images/eeyore.html We’ve all been there. You’re sitting in your bed reminiscing on childhood memories, when all of a sudden you are reminded of “Winnie the Pooh”. But instead of having happy memories of these cuddly animals, you are struck with a slightly disturbing thought: I kind of want... The post So You Want to Have Sex with Eeyore? You Aren’t Alone. appeared first on The Slant.| The Slant
By Jake Owens It’s happened to all of us at least once. You start getting really into a certain actor or musician, you watch all of their movies, listen to all of their songs, before stumbling upon an article describing in excruciating detail how much of a monster they are.... The post Top Artists Whose Art I Have to Separate Them From to Enjoy appeared first on The Slant.| The Slant
By: Audrey Lingan There’s a coupling phenomenon that occurs on Vandy campus that continues to baffle academics: women taking shit from objectively mid-men. This occurrence defies existing theories of dating. Here, The Slant attempts to characterize the contributing factors that led to this chilling reality and explain the mechanism through... The post The Mid-Man Phenomenon appeared first on The Slant.| The Slant
By Ethan “6’3 Champion of Women’s Rights” Blevins Listen, I love women. In fact, I think I love them more than they love themselves. I read feminist literature, attend womens’ rallies and correct other men when they talk over women. Unless, of course, a little extra context is required, purely... The post DEAR PERIODS: STOP IT! appeared first on The Slant.| The Slant
By Audrey Lingan In these last few months, my friends and I have been coping with the inevitability that we’re all about to be shoved out of our brick-colored fantasy world into the grey monotony of 401ks, meal-planning and coworker book clubs. Senior year pushes you to confront difficult realities,... The post See What Happens appeared first on The Slant.| The Slant
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By Jeff Malarky Look. I’m not going to tell you what the goal of your education is. I think we both know what your Vanderbilt degree is good for—not some job at McKinsey or an internship with the firm whose CEO is the dad of your friend who grew up... The post A Freshman’s Guide to Showing Off to Your Friends at Other Schools appeared first on The Slant.| The Slant
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