Uh oh that's a bad rule!| Detection Engineering Weekly
Yall are tiring me just from all the posts and drunk texts| www.detectionengineering.net
*Insert 90s/00s kid angst while all my friends play four square/craps at the Aria*| Detection Engineering Weekly
If I do the silent stare long enough, maybe they'll go away| Detection Engineering Weekly
Good rules vs Bad rules| Detection Engineering Weekly
are u a gem cuz i want u 2 be mine| Detection Engineering Weekly
These gems are hopefully rare.| www.detectionengineering.net
The fundamental concept behind all blue team operations| Detection Engineering Weekly
..do marketing teams still give it a silly name?| Detection Engineering Weekly
And stay the same with more alerts than theres ways to skin cats| Detection Engineering Weekly
Why does Detection Engineering matter to a security org?| www.detectionengineering.net
good vibes frfr| Detection Engineering Weekly
Chocolate Chip, Jamoca and Reese's Blizzard| www.detectionengineering.net
I had no chance to prepare, I couldn't see it comin| www.detectionengineering.net
I'm about to go on call, and I don't know if I'ma see you again| Detection Engineering Weekly
My daughter wrote that title and I think it'd make a good name for Elon's next kid| Detection Engineering Weekly
Hold the marketing and give me a sprinkle of favoritism| www.detectionengineering.net
C'est du pain bénit!| www.detectionengineering.net
Your profile is a rule, an alert is a match, and a false positive is a shitty date| Detection Engineering Weekly
Just tryna forward some reels and feelin left out rn| www.detectionengineering.net
Product teams build, security research teams help navigate| www.detectionengineering.net
I can triage you foreverrrr| www.detectionengineering.net
cat and dog pics from ur furry frendz ok thx| www.detectionengineering.net
And I'm still mad about the Bills' 1-yard spot on 4th down..| www.detectionengineering.net
You traded all of your Yubikeys for a VPN Appliance| www.detectionengineering.net
01110101 01110010 00110001 00110011 00110011 00110111 :)| www.detectionengineering.net
Now get back to your corporate overlords, zug zug!| www.detectionengineering.net
Snarky ironic subtitle that emulates xkcd's mouseover text| www.detectionengineering.net
It's not my fault, he's a "hacker"| www.detectionengineering.net
Shower, hydrate, hack and dance, fellow hackers| www.detectionengineering.net
TheNeedleDrop says its 10/10| www.detectionengineering.net
July 24 is national no LinkedIn Grifters day starting NOW| www.detectionengineering.net
🎵 So is that what you call a getaway? 🎵| www.detectionengineering.net
And rainstorms ate my power| www.detectionengineering.net
Trust Fund. 9.8. Pre-Auth. PoC.| www.detectionengineering.net
🐶 8 years as my best bud and 74 issues as the face of this newsletter 🐶| www.detectionengineering.net
Do Popes and Bears use STIX 2.1?| www.detectionengineering.net
Increasing shareholder value, one clickbait-y blog at a time| www.detectionengineering.net
Branding so good not even Kevin Mandia could leave my company| www.detectionengineering.net
Good vibes and low false positives 🏄♂️🏄♂️| www.detectionengineering.net
Can someone call John Wick, or Ja Rule? I NEED HELP| www.detectionengineering.net
Can we do some input sanitization now?| www.detectionengineering.net
🎵 NIST's analysis missing in action, left CVEs hangin’ like a bad connection 🎵| www.detectionengineering.net
Sisense's sensor missense sensed no sensor defense| www.detectionengineering.net
When they fire, everyone stops working and wants to stare into the sun instead 🫠| www.detectionengineering.net
An impromptu special edition about CVE-2024-3094| www.detectionengineering.net
*sighs* Security businesses exist only to maximize shareholder value *cue laugh track*| www.detectionengineering.net
And all I got was crappy threat intel takes| www.detectionengineering.net
You don't need a paperclip to reset this device!| www.detectionengineering.net
🎶 Up in their servers with LE, tryna get some intel, keep it down on the low-key 🎶| www.detectionengineering.net
So just accept this chat request and click this link!| www.detectionengineering.net
I promise its just for testing, it wont give you unfettered access to everything!| www.detectionengineering.net
..and all I tweeted was a lousy crypto scam| www.detectionengineering.net
Import of a blog I wrote in October| www.detectionengineering.net
