In a small town where nothing extraordinary ever happens, a local teen’s bizarre excuse for an unexpected pregnancy has ignited the birth of a new religious m| The Crustian Daily
In a revelation that’s sure to fuel countless conspiracy theories, reports have surfaced that Meta’s VR headsets come equipped with a hidden “Lizard Mode” designed exclusively for CEO Mark Zuckerberg. This mode, accessible only through a secret code known only to top Meta executives, allegedly transforms the VR landscape into an otherworldly environment tailor-made for Zuckerberg’s supposed “reptilian” tendencies.| The Crustian Daily
In a shocking new update, Tesla has reportedly introduced a feature that forces drivers into controlled crashes, all in the name of "education." According to Te| The Crustian Daily
The 2024 election could be the most consequential in history—literally out of this world, if the latest rumors are to be believed. In a scenario that sounds more like a sci-fi blockbuster than real…| The Crustian Daily
In what can only be described as a theological plot twist of biblical proportions, American Evangelicals are reportedly distancing themselves from Jesus Christ| The Crustian Daily
In an astonishing revelation, local man Todd Mitchell, 32, has declared he has "no time for the gym," citing his demanding schedule of Netflix binges and recrea| The Crustian Daily
In a move that has left international observers bewildered, Israel has continued its controversial approach to peace by targeting and killing key figures associ| The Crustian Daily
In a bold and unprecedented move, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has proposed a unique solution to the ongoing Brexit debacle: joining a United Ireland under Ir| The Crustian Daily
In an unexpected twist that has left political analysts and entertainment enthusiasts alike scratching their heads, WWE and Netflix have announced plans to stre| The Crustian Daily
In a bizarre twist, former President Donald Trump has announced he will identify as Black following a car crash interview where he claimed Vice President Kamala| The Crustian Daily
In a baffling display of international relations, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, widely criticized and labeled a "Middle-Eastern terrorist" by his d| The Crustian Daily
In a bewildering twist that seems to defy logic and history, Elon Musk has pledged $45 million to support Donald Trump’s initiative aimed at reducing the numb| The Crustian Daily
