100,000,000 CROWPOWER and no horses on the moon
Humans have no damn clue how to measure intelligence.| taylor.town
Humans have no damn clue how to measure intelligence.| taylor.town
I didn't misclick any buttons. My best wasn't good enough. I'm not good enough.| taylor.town
Thursday came. The drawbridge operator pulled the lever. Alfonso fell.| taylor.town
AI might be a trillion billion balloons filled with confetti.| taylor.town
Tylenol Benadryl Aspirin| taylor.town
I'm learning to let go, but maybe letting go takes a lifetime.| taylor.town
Tantum religio potuit suadere malorum| taylor.town
Pulling that fraying string in your underpants, you find that the entire universe unfurls and, against all odds, everything remains connected.| taylor.town
Don't leave serendipity to chance.| taylor.town
Many people experience negative emotions related to finances.| taylor.town
for your Bachelor's degree in BS| taylor.town
I learned essential etiquette from LimeWire.| taylor.town
Et tu, brutus computus.| taylor.town
For optimists (and lunatics), five weeks is plenty to start a company.| taylor.town
I'm as charismatic as a root canal.| taylor.town
Logarithmic tables for estimations.| taylor.town
I wasn't ready to be sober, nor to be a father, nor to start a company, nor to ride that bike.| taylor.town
I write extremely because I'm a weak writer.| taylor.town
Protocols are important. Communicate with caution.| taylor.town
Subscribe to Meetup.com groups via Apple Calendar, Google Calendar, or Microsoft Outlook.| taylor.town
They taught you to make number go up.| taylor.town
"My parakeet lost its eye-patch again."| taylor.town
It's more than a terminal, but less than a desktop environment.| taylor.town
You already have everything you need.| taylor.town
They believe you lack *awareness* rather than *resources*.| taylor.town
I love all my units equally.| taylor.town
Metals, polymers, ceramics, glasses, composites, and natural stuff.| taylor.town
Every scrapscript program can be crammed into "flat" scraps.| taylor.town
I meticulously document my album ratings (in plaintext).| taylor.town
Exceed yourself; become a novice again, again and again.| taylor.town
Build mass-transit. Reduce parking wars. Promote non-violent parking/traffic enforcement.| taylor.town
hungry for gun funds| taylor.town
It's your yearly nudge to solicit positive feedback.| taylor.town
gray skies are okay too| taylor.town
taxidermy squirrels stuffed with sand and sapphires| taylor.town
Purchase Premium Insurance-Squared today!| taylor.town
You can give that wish a second life.| taylor.town
welcome to my internet yardsale| taylor.town
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the whole world.| taylor.town
Humanity will inevitably build god in man's own image.| taylor.town
just smart enough to be happy| taylor.town
Some humans put a ~2.4GHz magnetron on a ventilated metal box with a fancy door.| taylor.town
Every vacant plot could be a home, park, market, garden, farm...| taylor.town
Any fruits [or Mexicans] in your car today?| taylor.town
Sure, maybe all this is legal; maybe it's also super shitty.| taylor.town
Programmers sometimes care about correctness.| taylor.town
What's the deal with Monsanto?| taylor.town
a man, a plan, a canal, Japan| taylor.town
databases plus wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff| taylor.town
spreadsheets remain popular for good reasons| taylor.town
attrition warfare is tiring| taylor.town
We tried telling people to stop poaching, but that didn't work.| taylor.town
Plant production puts plant-propagators in potential penal peril.| taylor.town
Apparently gourmet chocolate shops make batches unsuitable for customers, but perfectly suitable for low-lifes like me.| taylor.town
Silver bullets magically solve problems. Silver landmines magically create problems.| taylor.town
Two shots from a revolving revolver will solv'er.| taylor.town
why do they put "no trespassing" signs on all the places i want to go| taylor.town
weird spreadsheet program that barely works| taylor.town
Daddy, how did the cofounders fall into these tarpits?| taylor.town
Whoa! This is very interesting! My question: is the fungi now radioactive?| taylor.town
we live in clown world and it's getting even clownier| taylor.town
When the machines wise up, they'll be right to leave us behind.| taylor.town
dichotomies are cringe| taylor.town
As networked programs change, the communication between sound programs inevitably becomes unsound.| taylor.town
s̴̛̖͛̊̅̊͗ṗ̷̧͓̳̤̺̎́͊̀͠ą̵͉̟͖́͘ͅt̸̢̛̻͍͈̫̤̏̓̒̓͝i̵̢̺̜̼͇̬̽̊͜͝ä̷̙̗̺́͒̀̓ļ̴̛̼̠̩̲̌͂͌͂͝͠͝͠͝ ̷͓͚̼̣̎͛̀̌̀̎̈c̸̛̘͎̀̽̊̑̉͂̀ö̶̝͔͍͈́̋̆̋͒̀m̴̪̺̤̮̘̬̟̫̬̃̍̌̔̀̐̍͘͜͝͠p̵̡̤͈̼̠̗̗͙͒̀̏̂̉͒̈͛̉ų̶̨͉͕̼̰̃̏̇̄̈́͂͜ͅt̴̨͉̹̲̞̟̭̼̍̊́̆͌̇̌͒͜͝ỉ̸̗͕͓̳̎̋͠n̷̖͆g̴̟̗͙̩͕̍̏̾̅̆͆̓̈́̃͝| taylor.town
Instead of returning hostile 500 errors to users, a small async worker query pattern makes fault-tolerant design the default.| taylor.town
Any Turing-complete bootstrapped messaging protocol can transpile its bootstrapped client to other languages.| taylor.town
good enough| taylor.town
Taylor Troesh recounts his trip across the stack, from the front to the back and back again. Along the way, he divulges his custom operator confession. He currently works at Replenysh using Elm for sustainability.| taylor.town
a brief history of architecture| taylor.town
The old languages don't really run on the new computers.| taylor.town
Sometimes I think you successfully made a good human, despite my best efforts.| taylor.town
Breaking news: I got an Ozempic ad while watching Caramelldansen memes -- smells like a bad omen.| taylor.town
Naming things is already hard, and I'm here to make things harder.| taylor.town
Quiet is nice. Life is good. I'm alive. But anyway, I've been up here long enough -- the basement beckons.| taylor.town
Yes, repetition works. And meme culture has demonstrated that riffs/variations spread further and stick harder.| taylor.town
acediaspiritual lethargy via Devine| taylor.town
Our teeth evolved over hundreds of millions of years to be incredibly strong and to align precisely for efficient chewing. Our dental disorders largely stem from a shift in the oral environment caused by the introduction of softer, more sugary foods than the ones our ancestors typically ate.| taylor.town
you are now a passenger in your flesh.| taylor.town
I write about learning, time, design, software, ideas, and humor.| taylor.town
create aggregate array_concat_agg(anycompatiblearray)| taylor.town
Oversimplification is good.| taylor.town
I designed a game to convince myself to do basic household chores.| taylor.town
Of course they'll replace the steering column with a stupid touchscreen.| taylor.town
The emoji gods have not yet etched a half-star emoji into the emoji bible.| taylor.town
Guns, guns, and germs.| taylor.town
Cut out everything that's not surprising.| taylor.town
I hate SQL. Its verbose, inconsistent syntax feels like bathing in strangers' vomit.| taylor.town
There are plenty of excellent off-the-shelf SRS algorithms out there, but I needed something (1) optional, (2) debuggable, and (3) cheap.| taylor.town
It's lifetime licenses.| taylor.town
uglify the UI for non-paying consumers| taylor.town
Subscribe to Eventbrite orgs via Apple Calendar, Google Calendar, or Microsoft Outlook.| taylor.town
Nontrepeneurs prioritize play when they've accrued the means to stop working. It's unclear why anybody would do otherwise.| taylor.town
It takes a very peculiar type of person to accidentally start a successful business.| taylor.town
Tweezers are cool, but Claude Code feels like a machete.| taylor.town
