Your Protest Needs Cringe Middle-Aged Women
I know your mom went to No Kings and you thought it was dorky, but it's time to grow up.| Cartoons Hate Her
I know your mom went to No Kings and you thought it was dorky, but it's time to grow up.| Cartoons Hate Her
One year ago, I ended a 13-year career in tech to be a "slow life" SAHM and writer. I've since become a workaholic.| Cartoons Hate Her
If you want a "feminine woman," you should actually like femininity| Cartoons Hate Her
If it feels like labor, something is wrong—and it’s not Society.| Cartoons Hate Her
No, it's not normal to write about being in "love" with a "man." This is terrifying.| Cartoons Hate Her
Like uncovered outlets and loose batteries, pit bulls are a hazard for children. A photo of a pit bull momentarily not eating a child doesn't prove me wrong.| Cartoons Hate Her
Until we can figure out what the hell is going on| Cartoons Hate Her
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free| Cartoons Hate Her
Am I just #TRIGGERED, or is it good to have some humility when talking about how easily you get pregnant?| Cartoons Hate Her
You've probably been told men don't acquire traits women find attractive until age 30 or later. The data shows this isn't true.| Cartoons Hate Her
Listen to me talk to myself as Elmo and Trump for 10 minutes straight| Cartoons Hate Her
The Democrats obviously have a big problem. Yelling at Ezra Klein isn't going to work.| Cartoons Hate Her
I was hired into an obviously frivolous role for which I was underqualified. I had to get creative to survive.| Cartoons Hate Her
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free| www.cartoonshateher.com
My breakup with athleisure and my quest for a replacement| www.cartoonshateher.com
A big discount, plus my favorite fits, buys, and sewing projects for this month (also, I sewed my own wedding guest dress!)| Cartoons Hate Her
And frankly, most people aren't in danger of trying too hard.| Cartoons Hate Her
Having more kids means more compromises, and something's gotta give.| Cartoons Hate Her
When it's "punching up" to pretend the other gender's loneliness crisis is self-imposed| Cartoons Hate Her
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free| Cartoons Hate Her
I was tired of defaulting to yoga pants, so here's what I wear now instead (updated for fall 2025.)| www.cartoonshateher.com
The “Friendzone” is just another word for an unrequited crush, and I’ve been on both sides.| www.cartoonshateher.com
Fancy holiday parties that include children are disappearing, and I don't like it.| www.cartoonshateher.com
The trend of hit pieces on big writers to instigate Viral Feuds| www.cartoonshateher.com
I get that you’re mad and think I'm stupid, but I'm actually willing to explain!| www.cartoonshateher.com
On "emotionally immature" mothers (plus, the TikTok lady who fell in love with her psychiatrist.)| www.cartoonshateher.com
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free| www.cartoonshateher.com
Parents say they wish we still had "the village" to help raise our children. But people’s behavior tells a different story.| www.cartoonshateher.com
But when they feel that way, something is usually wrong.| www.cartoonshateher.com
You best start believing in stories about old people humping--one day, you'll be in one!| www.cartoonshateher.com
Don’t be fooled by the top percentile of attractive, sexually liberated women| www.cartoonshateher.com
Today's "conservative" influencers don't...actually seem that conservative| www.cartoonshateher.com
Women aren't happy with the state of things, but maybe the problem is just that we're not aristocrats and heiresses.| www.cartoonshateher.com
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free| www.cartoonshateher.com
Or am I just constantly thinking about sex? Many such cases.| www.cartoonshateher.com
They got my ass! Read about it for free.| www.cartoonshateher.com
A fitness guide from a complete non-expert attempting to be a MILF| www.cartoonshateher.com
A "high value" woman isn't what they say| www.cartoonshateher.com
