MY FAKE VIDEO ADDICT HUSBAND Dear Dotti:My hubby is obsessed with this new AI video generator trend that’s blowing up everywhere. He spends all day making fake videos of me dancing with aliens or wrestling Bigfoot, and now our neighbors think I’m some kind of intergalactic freak show. Last week, he generated one where I’m … READ MORE| Weekly World News
SHUTDOWN CITY Dear Dotti,With the government shutdown dragging on like a bad acid trip, my paycheck’s vanished faster than Elvis at a sighting convention, and my kids are demanding Fortnite V-Bucks while we eat ramen flavored with regret. How do I keep the family from mutiny? — Starving in Shutdown City Dear Starving: Oh, honey, ... READ MORE The post DEAR DOTTI: AMERICA’S MOST OUTSPOKEN COLUMNIST! 10.17.25 appeared first on Weekly World News.| Weekly World News
What in tarnation has happened to America? Back in my day, college sports were about amateur glory, school spirit. And maybe a free education if you didn’t flunk out. Now, thanks to this cockamamie House v. NCAA settlement that’s got schools shelling out billions, these overgrown kids are raking in cash hand over fist! A ... READ MORE The post I’M MADDER THAN A SQUIRREL IN A NUT-FREE ZONE ABOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYERS GETTING PAID LIKE THEY’RE PROS! appeared first on Weekly World News.| Weekly World News
DEAR DOTTI: AMERICA'S MOST OUTSPOKEN COLUMNIST!| Weekly World News
MY AMERICA, OR LEAVE IT! You heard right, folks—they're finally calling it what it is: the Department of War! About darn time!| Weekly World News
I'M MADDER THAN A BULLFROG IN A BLENDER ABOUT THESE FLAG-BURNING HIPPIES! It's about time these weirdos get their due.| Weekly World News
I'M MADDER THAN A PAWN IN A CHECKMATE! WHY ARE WE PLAYING CHESS ON COMPUTERS INSTEAD OF BOARDS? Esports World Cup disaster.| Weekly World News
Born in Oklahoma City, Bill Hoyland grew up with a transistor radio in one hand and a restless pen in the other. From an early age, he absorbed a kaleidoscope of musical voices—ranging from the twang of Willie Nelson to the soul-deep storytelling of Nelson Williams, from the poetic gravitas of Leonard Cohen to the ... READ MORE The post WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS PROUD TO PRESENT “THE BALLAD OF STEVIE CLOBBER” BY BILL HOYLAND. appeared first on Weekly World News.| Weekly World News
Well, folks, strap yourselves in because I’m madder than a wet hen in a hurricane about this Jerome Powell character and his clown show at The Fed! This guy’s been running the Federal Reserve like it’s his personal piggy bank. And I’m here to tell you, it’s time to give this numbskull the boot faster ... READ MORE The post JEROME POWELL’S FED FIASCO: TIME TO RUMBLE! appeared first on Weekly World News.| Weekly World News
MR. REEL GOES TO THE MOVIES - EstrogEN MONSTER: THE GOLEM (2018). The Hollyweird Elites eat this stuff up with a spoon.| Weekly World News
Folks, I’m so steamed I could fry an egg on my forehead! The Jeffrey Epstein client list—that filthy roster of high-flying perverts and power-hungry creeps—still hasn’t seen the light of day, and I’m about ready to bust a gasket! This is the kind of thing that makes my blood boil hotter than a Texas sidewalk ... READ MORE The post I’M MADDER THAN A BULL IN A BOUNCE HOUSE ABOUT THIS EPSTEIN CLIENT LIST COVER-UP! appeared first on Weekly World News.| Weekly World News
