what I did and who I didn't| humancarbohydrate.substack.com
Oh baby reindeer I feel like a stalker around you I could be 15 in my dad’s Subaru Wondering if my UCAS was an excuse to move to the country that birthed you Baby reindeer I could be a lady guard You, a shoplifter in my Sephora My sense of duty zero to my sense of shame I’d let you olaplex that baby reindeer hair for free Baby reindeer I couldn’t admit I bought that toy gun Because you are just a boy and I no better than a nonce Baby reindeer thank you Writing without a broken heart Is ...| humancarbohydrate.substack.com
I decided to writeThe next greatest English novelWhen you come tired home from work and you ask your teen, about homeworkhe will show you my book I’d never text That’s cheatingBut if I did really really really wellwould you recognise my love letterIn your favourite newspaper| humancarbohydrate.substack.com
an Anglo-Greek tragedy in 3 Acts| humancarbohydrate.substack.com
If ego stroking is a crime, I am in for life| humancarbohydrate.substack.com
