In 1989, The Nintendo’s handheld Game Boy made its debut in Japan, suddenly creating a demand for bite-sized adventures that could work on the go. Konami decided to translate their 1987 NES Castlevania franchise to the new platform, but in doing so, both the Belmonts and the vampires lost their iconic characteristics. In short, the game is one of the worst platformers I’ve ever played on the Game Boy. I don’t even think it’s worth devoting a review to this shitty Castlevania entry—a...