To paraphrase a wise man, rice is great if you're hungry and want to eat 2,000 of something. But cauliflower rice is not actually rice. It's... raw cauliflower chopped up into thousands of itty-bitty pieces. It's still a vegetable at any size, though, and that's a good thing if you're following a trendy diet, trying to limit carbs, or looking for ways to trick yourself into eating healthier. It's a bad thing if you're expecting it to act or taste like rice, because it can't. It's cauliflower,...