Say it with me: corn muffins are not cornbread. Sure, you can bake cornbread in muffin tins, but you can also bake ground beef in those and it doesn't mean you made meat muffins. Cornbread is hefty, like bread; corn muffins are airy, like... muffins. This feels like something I shouldn't have to explain, but somehow I do, because I have been served bread when I have wanted a muffin too many dang times now and I'm tired of being disappointed by my children. If the kids want to make me breakfas...