Three weeks ago, I attended MCTTP 2025 in Munich, organized by Vogel IT and curated by the fine folks Florian Hansemann, Dr. Marc Maisch, and Florian Oelmaier. Awesome event with some very cool talks, and great conversations over dinner and most notably at the Oktoberfest on Saturday (thanks again for that special trip, Flo!). I had the pleasure and honor to give the keynote on the 2nd day. The goal was to make it a bit entertaining and enlightening for the international audience, so I cover...